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Archive - April 2004

To be an artist means to take the bull by the horns,
Be young again and disregard all things that fuck you up.

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April 29, 2004
040429

Cute Little Square Abstract

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Funfare

2004, 2' x 2', acrylic on canvas

You can't make jokes about Jews unless you are Jewish.
You can't call someone a nigger unless you are black yourself.
If you are on the other hand a one-eyed, black, Jewish gay guy who lost a relative in 9/11, you can make jokes about anything you please.

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April 28, 2004
040428

Wally & Friends at Peligro


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Kat

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This is nothing new but still interesting.
It's missing alcohol though.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/drugs.html

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April 26, 2004
040426

My Last Stick Insect Hunting Trip

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Sticky Baby

I have a confession to make.
Although I am known around the world as the aggressively shy Stick Insect Hunter, I haven't really been out hunting for stick insects for a long time. I was just too shy to tell anybody, afraid to mention it and worried about what the neighbors might say.

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How come that mosquito suck and it doesn't feel good?
Because they suck?

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April 17, 2004
040417

Biri Island, Northern Samar, Philippines

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Shark's Mouth

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Of all the favored dreams I have, I like the one with the young daughters of the indigenous headman and those curious “de-virginizing” ceremonies, best.

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April 15, 2004
040415

The Assistant


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Mistress & Her Assistant

2004, 23" x 34", charcoal on art paper

I thought I finally grew up.
Then I realized I was just constipated.

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April 14, 2004
040414

Whaleshark Mooning at Donsol, Philippines

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whaleshark

Every place has it's little summer getaway.
In Munich people go sunbathing at one of the plentiful lakes north of the Alps. In Hong Kong every Sunday droves of people hop on a ferry or a junk and cruise to one of the "Outlying Islands" like for example, Lamma Island. In San Francisco you either cruise up to Sonoma or down to Monterey.
In Manila we drive down to Donsol, southern Luzon and moon whalesharks.
Originally I wanted to see if I can get those beasts excited by stroking their flanks and maybe tickling their balls a little but that got me into trouble with the local wildlife preservers. You are not supposed to touch them. Well, they didn't say anything about visually stimulating them a little and that's how I ended up mooning them.

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April 13, 2004
040413

You Guys Are Sick,
Marble Sculpture

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Yuuuuckkkyyy!!!

2003, 20" Marble

The not "working" thing is doing me very well.
It's good to be an artist.



I am here for the next two weeks.
Unless I find an internet cafe somewhere in the jungle there won't be any posts for that period.
Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do like trying to get whalesharks confused about the sexual orientation.




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April 3, 2004
040403

Lamma Flowers & Insects

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Some Flowers and Insects from Lamma Island Hong Kong

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April 1, 2004
040401

Green Abstract with Tender Purple Accent

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2004, 2.5' x 2', acrylic on canvas

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