Apparently the two most common sections of prenuptial agreements women have a problem with are:
1) We will have none of those women things.
2) The women is allowed a maximum weight gain of 15 % .
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March 30. 2006
060330 A night out with beer
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A night out with beer. Many of those pictures are shot by a young aspiring photographer who sells cigars for a living.
Correction !
It has been pointed out to me that most of those shots were in fact done by a young pretty archeologist who apparently got so traumatized by my blue hair that she shaved her hair off the next day.
You are probably right when you say that I am slightly disturbed.
But you have to admit that I am pretty good at it.
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March 30. 2006
060330 The Handsome White Warrior
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No really, I am very, very embarassed about this.
I recently spent a couple of days in Zambales with the Aetas.
I will write more about it later.
Here you see the Aetas worshipping the handsome white warrior.
I see one gigantic, white and hairy reason why this artists is going on a diet.
They loved my traditional outfit but some of the kids did ask me why I am wearing those ridiculous red diapers.
A mathematical approach to aging
My friend Alisdair introduced me to an interesting observation. At some point in your life, when you are getting older each one of us gets the sensation that life seems to speed up. A year starts to feel like a month, a month like a week and a week like a day. Alisdair had a mathematical explanation for this phenomena. When you are ten years old a year represents ten percent of your life. By the time you are sixty a year is only one sixtieth part of your life, a much smaller fraction. Hence it feels like a much smaller part of your life.
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March 24. 2006
060324 Tips for the budget traveller
A recent incident involving a very good friend of mine gave me an idea on how to save a few bucks when you are back-packing through Asia.
For instance, hotel bills are eating up a big chunk of your beer allowance. And here is a way on how to get around that. First deposit all your belongings at a save place. Take only as much money as you can safely assume that you will spend on beer that night. Once you have done all your drinking you let yourself be picked up by some billy boy in front of a sleazy hotel. If you are lucky you will be invited for a drink and if you are even luckier that drink is spiked with a heavy drug. The next morning you will wake up somewhere in a gutter with a massive hangover and possibly some pieces of clothing missing but, and that's the important part, you didn't have to pay for a hotel room.
Good vibrations
People are constantly sending out vibrations. Sometimes your vibrations overlap with somebody else's which manifests itself in sympathy towards the other person, friendship or even love depending how much you harmonize. When two vibrations with the same frequency meet each other they amplify each other. That's when you get a good team in the ideal case or mass hysteria on the other end of the spectrum.
Watch out what kind vibrations you are sending out.
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March 18. 2006
060318
Adobo Magazine
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My friend Angel Guerrero published a new advertising trade magazine for the Philippine and regional market. It is called Adobo Magazine.
My photographs are all over the magazine.
It wasn't easy to get that job. I had to suck up to the creative director big time. I had to constantly buy him beers, dine him in the finest restaurants, get him lab dances and send him to the beach over the weekends.
But at the end it paid off and I got the job and it turned out that he is actually a really nice guy and we had a lot of fun together.
In some unrelated news, did I mention that I I got a new job. I am the creative director of Adobo Magazine?
Opera? We don't need opera around here. We have naked girls.
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February 26. 2006
060226
BBQ Party
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A cosy little garden BBQ party at my friend Mason's place.
You all know that pregnant pause when you walk into a room full of strangers who all know each other. It comes right behind the "hi everybody." (blue hair seems to slightly enhance the awkwardness for a couple of seconds). You have to break the ice before somebody comes up with a stupid remark about your hair. I usually start sniffing around the room and ask: "Did somebody fuck a clown in here?". Then I assume the pose of a strict teacher and wiggle my index finger at everybody and repeat knowingly: "Somebody fucked a clown in here". At this point it is important to put on a slightly naughty smile because you never really know what kind of relationship those people might have with clowns and you don't want to give them the impression that you are weird.
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February 25. 2006
060225 The Usual Suspects - Opening of Citrus
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A month late but better than never :-)
Nothing convinces people more that you are a nice guy than demonstrating constantly what it means to be one.
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February 9. 2006
060109
Found at Finds
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