Being sarcastic is arrogantly excluding
certain other people from your world
Date:
Exhibit #
Title:
July
28, 2004
040728 Yellow
Expansion
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to enlarge
2004, acrylic on canvas, 2' x 2.5'
If you would ever bring
a pig to the local dance
you probably will never
get laid again in that town.
Then again there are places where you would never find
a girl
unless you do bring a pig.
July
22, 2004
040722 Famous
Asia based artist lost his reputation
Even after a prolonged yet unsuccessful search Andee
M. is still hopeful to find his reputation again.
"It wasn't very big, just about like this (he
is holding his hands about 10 inches apart) but it
had this beautiful little protuberances and a killer
paint job. It isn't your everyday kind of reputation.
I worked hard for this one. It was a good reputation.
I am afraid somebody might have destroyed it.
Now I am a little worried what people might say about
me. "Hey look at him, he lost his reputation."
or "This guy has no reputation at all."
People don't realize how important a reputation is
for an artist. I need to get it back. I don't mind
if isn't that good anymore or slightly tarnished,
well, what the heck, I would even settle for a bad
one. Without any reputation my art would be worthless.
It took many years to build that one I had, doing
the same thing over and over again. Now, without it,
people wouldn't know anymore what to expect from me.
For any information about the possible whereabouts
of Andee M.'s reputation please contact the editor.
I don't like to have dinners in expensive
restaurants.
There are places where you can get
a drink and a blowjob for that money,
and you don't even have to move.
Date:
Exhibit #
Title:
July
15, 2004
040715 Strictly Fashionable Art Photography
Exhibit
And another series of insects and flowers.
Sorry about that. 'Can't help it.
It's just too much fun to go out on the hunt.
That's two hours shooting in my back yard.
If you don't act on your impulses,
you will get Alzheimer's.
Date:
Exhibit #
Title:
July
8, 2004
040708 Unfortunate
Choices of Masturbation Hiding Places,
Inside a Kayak on the Lawn
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to enlarge
Kayaks in general are not really that bad. A little
tight maybe but that can even be desirable.
But they can be considered ideal if you happened to
be in the middle of a lake.
This is a fun website for artists and none artists
alike.
You can create some really nice stuff even you can't
draw to save your life.
Date:
Exhibit #
Title:
July
7, 2004
040707 Andy,
the Flasher
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to enlarge
I was on an art opening in Hong Kong a few days ago.
As ususal I was taking pictures
of the event.
My flash has a remote trigger which get's triggered
by a infrared flash on my camera and by any other
flash as well.
At some point I was checking my pictures when somebody
took this picture. My flash hit me right into my face.
I had to look at the art blindly from there on but
luckily I still could feel my beer.
Date:
Exhibit #
Title:
July
5, 2004
040705 Pascal
Lievre at Art Statements, Hong Kong
Ha,... got you fooled.
You thought I just have been a lazy bastard because
I didn't post anything new anymore.
Actually I have been working behind the scenes and incognito.
And what have I been working on so furiously and secretly
you might ask?
Well, a range of things.
First of all you already know that I have been fired
as a newspaper columnist. Since I was fired for being
too crazy I decided to try to get my column into the
craziest magazine in town. Guess what, they didn't want
me. They said I am too far out for them. I mean... I
know, I have been pushing it a little but am I really
THAT crazy? Finally my column found a new home at PULP
magazine and so I have been busy writing. A new challenge.
The publisher of PULP told me that I couldn't possibly
write anything too strange for his magazine. Well, we'll
see about that.
Since it hasn't been published yet I can't let you read
it here. Then... I have been writing an article about
Kalinga for the Lifestyle
+ Travel magazine which hasn't been published yet
as well. I also updated my artistic statement: "Now
new with extra profoundness"
But this is what kept me really busy:
(Fanfares, naked dancers and standing ovation)
ASSIH - The Movie
ASSIH stands for : The Aggressively Shy Stick Insect
Hunter in case you wondered. After the website and
the magazine it's time for a movie.
I will keep you updated on the progress. So far I
have the outline and I have written parts of the script.
It will be a very different movie but that's all I
am going to tell you for the moment.
