Everyone has seen dogs sniffing out each other's assholes. But do you know why dogs are sniffing out each other's assholes? Well, it happened like this: Many, many years ago when dogs were still ruling the world, the dog president called for a major assembly for all dogs. They wanted to discuss new laws for dog interaction in the dog society. For hygienic reasons, each dog had to deposit its asshole at the wardrobe. Now it so happened that while the dogs were hotly debating, a tornado blew right through the wardrobe and mixed up all the assholes. Panic spread through the dog community like wildfire and in the rush every dog just grabbed the next best asshole it could get its paws on. Ever since then dogs, are still looking for their own asshole and therefore sniff out every other dog's ass. Given the magnitude of the disaster not many will ever find their own. The few lucky ones can be easily recognized as the ones which sniff at their own assholes to check if it is still there and occasionally licking their balls. The moral of the story : He who loses his ass loses world dominance (some people wouldn't even find their asses even if a huge bell were hanging from it). Fred, a happy-go-lucky Chihuahua is mighty proud of his asshole which he apparently inherited from a Great Dane. Text: Christian "Platypus" Zoller Illustration : Andy "pot of honey" Maluche Edited by: Rachel "Bunny" Mayo