Scientists finally found the Sars virus and we have an exclusive preview of an actual picture of the virus.
Prof. Dr. E.P. Demico :
"Finally we were able to isolate the virus and put it under our
rasta electronic microscope.
What we saw wasn't really what we had expected and it seems that the virus isn't as serious as we initially thought.
Actually now we believe it is making fun of us.
SARS health advisory :
Just make sure you wash your hands and be careful where you stick
your tongue into. You supposed to do that all the time anyway.
SARS travel advisory:
If you see this virus on one of your planes or anywhere else for
that matter get the fuck out of there.