As I mentioned before it is autumn in Germany and it tends to get
rather cold.
In order to protect themselves from that cold, Germans have developed
warm jackets, hats, gloves and penis warmers.
After all, if your hands and head are warm it is only fair to keep
your cock'n balls cozy as well.
You all know that I am staying with my mom at the moment.
In good old family tradition she knitted me my very own penis warmer.
I feel much better now.
Even if it get's as cold as in Siberia, I won't freeze my balls off.
Thank you Mom.
PS: "Penis Warmer for the Sophisticated Gentleman" is a registered
trademark owned by the Manfred Maluche trust.
My father used to give those away as corporate gifts to his clients
like Henkel, Tartex and Haus Bergmann.
I am not shitting you. And my Grandmother knitted all of them for
him.
Now you know why I didn't become an accountant.
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