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Family Man Series

"As an artist, once you have finished a painting you should find out what it could mean. - Somebody might ask."

I usually name my paintings after I painted them. It's a way to avoid reducing the artwork to an illustration. It also is a lot more fun.
Once I completed an artwork I have to come up with a good title for it. One day I was on a row and came up with 25 good titels for one painting
I used one and kept the other 24 in a safe and dry place.
If you happen to buy an artwork from my new series "Family Man" you also have the right to have some fun. Choose one of the 6 paintings (only 5 left to buy but I don't know yet whoch one. The buyer is still choosing) and then choose an appropriete title for it. Or the other way around depending on your approach to art.

Click on the small pictures to see them larger.

Choose your titles and email them to me.

Family Man # 1

Family Man # 2

Family Man # 3

Family Man # 4

Family Man # 5

Family Man # 6

1) Family man who is worried that his wife would find his nude picture collection in his computer.

2) Family man who is not so sure if his wife really respects him.

3) Family man who is contemplating if he should tell his wife that he had a blowjob by a transvestite years ago.

4) Family man who is humored by the fact that his wife still hasn’t found his secret stash.

5) Family man who wonders if his wife noticed that he faked his orgasm the last time they had sex.

6) Family man who is nervous about his wife noticing his hard on while he watched the household helper cleaning the floor.

7) Family man who is totally convinced that his wife spends too much money on cloths.

8) Family man who just for once would like to buy his own clothes.

9) Family man who is very content with himself because he cleaned out the garage.

10) Family man who really would like to go to a bowling even it would be already the second time this week.

11) Family man who is feeling insecure about the size of his penis.

12) Family man who just found enough confidence to tell his wife he likes to go bowling every Tuesday.

13) Family man who is desperately trying to remember something.

14) Family man who is worried about his wife possibly not liking his anniversary present.

15) Family man who just found out that most other men also like to watch lesbian sex.

16) Family man who is not so sure if he could afford a mistress if he ever finds one.

17) Family man who is dreaming about getting a blowjob from his sister in law.

18) Family man who is having no problem with having an extremely large sex organ.

19) Family man who is waiting for the heat to cool down after his wife found a joint in his car.

20) Family man who is trying to deal with all his internally built up hostility.

21) Family who is feeling guilty about having so much fun.

22) Family who is trying to find a way to tell his wife that he really hates meatloaf.

23) Family man who is depressed because he can’t afford a new lawn mower.

24) Family man who wonders if he mentions too often that his uncle used to play with his penis when he was small.

And the free bonus title

25) Family man who alsways likes to listen to man's falsetto

 
 

 

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