Creating at least one artwork a day is my attempt to stay sane.
The only way to become a respectable person is not to allow anybody to regard you as anything else.
If something is being created with a concept other than to sell it is art. If it is created for its looks' it is design.
If you are a caterpillar and you happen to pass by one of your favored leaves, I bet you have some really weird juices building up in your eating apparatus.
Did it ever happen to you in the middle of the night, you have been drooling all over your pillow while sleeping and it stank so bad that you actually woke up?
Stick Insects can spend a whole day sitting on some branch without moving. I wonder what they are thinking when they do that.
The beer belly is the place where men store the energy they need to look good.
Don't try to understand art.
Of course you could do something over and over again until you get really good at it, but guys like that don't get laid much.
It really hurts.
I was sitting next to a guy who looked like as if he just found out that
he was engaged with a transvestite for a week and didn't know it.
Emotionless, stone faces my ass.
You are getting old when you start choosing your massage girl for her skills and not for her looks.
People are insecure and they love anything associated with being insecure.
Relax to stupidity and ugliness.
I am a non-practicing vegetarian.
Sometimes you need a vacation from choice.
You become an artist if you have the urge to communicate but
It is not that I don't like women.
Artworks are never finished.
The other great thing about being a famous artist is that you can legally paint nudes of teenage girls.
Whenever I encounter a pretty salesclerk in a convenience store,
Keep reminding yourself not to mind. The ability to communicate and to
produce is proof of sanity.