There is almost nothing that's not funny.
I wish I knew where I am.
I decisively choose to not ignore any form of political correctness but
rather attack it at it's roots together with it's evil cousins like religious
and moral doctrines.
The age when you are old enough to make your own responsible decisions is always 5 years less than the person you asked, will suggest.
Art is :
"Is the concept cliché? If so, is it still art?"
I always say:
Only manly men who are not afraid to be in the company of other men can wear woman's underwear.
As an artist, you don't have to decide every second wether you are savouring the moment or if you should document it.
It is sometimes difficult to get a girl into your bed but it is much
more difficult to get her out again.
Most, if not all people don't know what they are doing or what they want
Most of the time I know exactly what I want which doesn't mean that I
won't welcome an element of surprise.
If you know exactly what you want incorporating the unexpected is much
I can believe anything as long as it is incredible
I just don't get it.
I am a shy extrovert
Science is art without the soul.
Most people get boring and bored because they work so hard to create
their own little, secure and comfortable environment. They don't venture
out and therefore they are not forced to interact. You lose out a lot
by not interacting.
I am getting lonely. I can't find enough people as fucked up as I am.
I am catering to nobody except me, my closest friends and maybe a bunch of guys like Guy Richie, Frank Zappa and Albert Einstein.