Tree Huggin'
German Insects & Flowers
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Always be sure that you have an alternative.
If you missed the opportunity of the alternative you better enjoy your original choice.

If you can envision something, somebody will invent and develop it.
(This has been said before but came to the same conclusion)

Beer left some scars on my body.

Where am I and what the fuck am I doing here?
(a modern travel guide)

The only thing we can learn from the past is that we have no idea what will happen in the future.
All you can do is to envision as many different scenarios as possible.

Just because there are 5.3 billion rotten apples you can't condemn mankind as such.
One has to believe in the good of mankind but at the same time prepare for the bad.
Mankind is basically no good unless people are put in an environment of goodness.
We have to provide as many of those spaces as we can.

...And it is very hard to prove a point when you are holding an eggplant in your hand.

I hereby solemnly swear that I will not accept any belief or tradition however ancient or common without questioning it.

And I will go on.

What kind of a world are we living in, if you still have to imagine a lesbian love scene in order to come while you are getting a blowjob from a pretty girl, half your age.

If you want to become a famous musician you’ll have to learn how to act.
If you want to become a sports super star you’ll have to learn how to act.
If you want to excel in anything what do you have to learn?

For all you know I might be getting spiritual pretty soon.
I have already started to watch ball games.

I wonder if anybody looks at war
as a very convenient way to get rid of all those young punks
who fuck your wives and daughters.
And maybe you can even make some money on the side.

If you have to convey a message,
please do it as weird as you can.

If I had money,
I'd be worried.

To all you guys with erectile dysfunction I can just say one thing.
When was the last time you smoked a joint
had a few beers and got lap-danced by a gorgeous,
big-breasted, young lady?

Wherever you go you’ll find
that most people have that cute
"local" thing.

Creativity and science
are almost the same thing,
except one is pink.

I am an amphibian,
a little slow on land,
and not the most agile swimmer,
but unbeatable in the intermediate.

A designer is an artist
playing with somebody else's

If you can project yourself
into the mind of a 5 year old kid
then there is no need for you to fly business class.

It is not that I doubt
what you are saying.
I just don't believe you.

Art is useless without documentation
and documentation is useless with anybody having access to it.

We are not sex tourists.
We are permanent sex residents.

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